What do you call a well balanced horse? Stable.

On Friday I went to the Grand National at Aintree with a few mates, before then going out into Liverpool. Although I didn't expect this to be a day full of material for a 'politically themed' blog, the day itself had two points of interest amongst the miracle of being £65 up after the races. The … Continue reading What do you call a well balanced horse? Stable.

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Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.

Some blog subjects come from hours of research, others from reading the newspapers or indeed after talking to people. This one bizarrely came from all three. Similarly some blogs (I'll be honest) can be hard to think of and to then write. I heard about this particular incident from a friend, before then seeing it on … Continue reading Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.

“Now is not the time for sound-bites. I can feel the hand of history on my shoulder” Tony Blair

I promised a blog on the current state of the Labour party and like a angry three armed postman, I will furiously deliver. I am a member of the Labour Party. I am also a member of the Essex Student Labour society, my local party back home and was a youth delegate for the conference … Continue reading “Now is not the time for sound-bites. I can feel the hand of history on my shoulder” Tony Blair

Why do French People eat snails? Because they don’t like fast food.

Apologies for the delay in my latest blog, it has been a mad few weeks. I am currently sitting on a train going home for the end of the week before then staying in London for the weekend. It has been a pretty special few weeks. Last weekend I was in Paris with my girlfriend … Continue reading Why do French People eat snails? Because they don’t like fast food.

It was my friends dream to be run over by a steam train. When it happened he was chuffed to bits.

A subject which has angered me to such a degree, I include it in this sentence with Donald Trump, ISIS and Piers Morgan. Being in my second year at university I feel I now have two years of experience when it comes to the UK's train system. Two years of highs and lows, seats and standing, … Continue reading It was my friends dream to be run over by a steam train. When it happened he was chuffed to bits.

I don’t approve of political jokes…I’ve seen too many of them get elected.

So, the tricky second blog. As the title suggests, I have recently been looking at some of the Parliamentary sessions in which our MP's have a calm, considered and informed debate on important issue (does sarcasm come across through blogging?). I use the phrase 'our MP's' quite deliberately as to be a member of parliament … Continue reading I don’t approve of political jokes…I’ve seen too many of them get elected.