Okay so granted this is probably my worst joke so far but there is something magical in its level of rubbish. Talking about rubbish, this blog is focused on the recent news that Ireland has just passed laws to become the world's first country to fully divest from fossil fuels. The Irish Parliament passed the … Continue reading What do lumberjacks eat in the forest? Mac and trees.
So to clarify, the wall is being built, the choice and health of women is under threat, America and Britain are still mates but Russia is the secret crush. Trump has already played his part in this metaphorical relationship, but will a break up be imminent? Todays meeting between Donald Trump and Theresa May was … Continue reading Trump is Putin his foot in it.
I'm so proud of this joke, just saying. Don't fear there is also a point to this title, the opening week of Donald Trumps presidency. I was going to have to address it as some point so why not in his first week as president of the united states. I have never been a fan … Continue reading Why are most politicians either in the closet or gay? Because they can only mandate.
So, the tricky second blog. As the title suggests, I have recently been looking at some of the Parliamentary sessions in which our MP's have a calm, considered and informed debate on important issue (does sarcasm come across through blogging?). I use the phrase 'our MP's' quite deliberately as to be a member of parliament … Continue reading I don’t approve of political jokes…I’ve seen too many of them get elected.
Over christmas I asked a friend for a joke and this title was offered to me. Although at the time I thought it was bordering on an eye roll and swift change of conversation, it also made me think what this said about the wider state of politics, that this was the first joke he … Continue reading My favourite mythical creature? The honest politician.